Memo to: MoveOn.org
cc: Other Minions
From: Number 1
While SPECTRE has vast resources, you should not feel that it gives you carte blanche to squander them on dubious activities. Our threat assessment profile of the American people does not rate them highly in the intelligence department, but I find it hard to believe that a "fat, loud, and stupid" campaign is likely to produce the desired result of overturning the government.
I haven't spent all these years building a vast conspiracy for you to fritter it away. Don't make me come down there!
Blofeld
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Urgent Msg from SPECTRE HQ!
