Today's Hoot: Weiner Enlarging Staff for Mayoral Run

Brietbart's William Bigelow couldn't resist:

Weiner Enlarging Staff for Mayoral Run

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Two sources said that they couldn’t tell Politico the staffer’s name or what position he/she will assume under the former Congressman.

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There isn’t much time left for Weiner to decide, because petitioning for listing on the ballot begins in early June. In order to obtain the necessary number of signatures, he’ll need a staff larger than the one he has now. However, it seems Weiner’s position is hardening.

Hmmm, who's paying for this effort in self gratification?

The perfect symbol of our capital city – a hideous airborne turtle with ten tits

While the "Skywhale" seems a prefect representation of the bloated and beastly Obama administration, I'm afraid that the Australians have beat us to it.

The good news for us is that Australian taxpayer dollars did not buy the monstrosity, they just rented it. When can US taxpayers expect to see it hovering over the White House? I bet Michelle Obama is on the phone right now and Jay Carney is already working on the talking points.