Saturday, September 26, 2009

Tell me that Barack Obama isn't a dork

Obama dork

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I happened to visit whitehouse.gov today and what currently slaps a visitor in the face first is this weird photo of Obama with his chin a mile in the air. Do you think he's posing for an "El Presidente of a third world country portrait" or is he just a flaming dork? I'm voting for the latter although I wouldn't be surprised if BO dreams of the former.

The caption is comedy gold too - "Your WEEKLY ADDRESS. Recorded on his way back from the G-20 Summit in Pittsburgh, the President discusses how engagement produced tangible results in several areas. " I always wondered what happened to all the purveyors of stilted content-free prose when the Russians dumped communist dialectic for pure thuggery. They must have all got gigs with the Obama administration.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Under the reign of the glorious Obama opportunity abounds

Golly, check out this new offer from the Federal Art Instruction Institute for all you wannabe artists:

From heath care to the economy to the environment, Washington has become infested with pesky state enemies who are clogging up the legislative pipeline and making life miserable for our cool, art-loving president. That's why he has ordered the NEA to fund obsequious bohemians to help him exterminate the competition and drive traffic to his hip new website Servile.gov. The Federal Art Instruction Institute will show you how to get off funemployment and on the payroll of this exciting $3.6 trillion growth industry!

Such a deal and no artistic ability is required to rake in taxpayer bucks to facilitate your lifestyle!

Now if art really isn't your thing, forget the National Endowment for the Arts and hook up with the other NEA - the National Education Association teachers' union! Soon you could be leading your impressionable students in praise of Barack Obama:

No need to know anything about reading or writing or arithmetic - you won't have to teach any of that boring stuff. Just  make your students sing “Jesus loves the little children” with new Obama-affirming lyrics and substituting Barack Obama for Jesus. C'mon if even a no-talent affirmative action hack like Charisse Carney-Nunes can do it, so can you!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Obama energy bozo Steven Chu says Americans are like unruly teenagers

Steven Chu, the global warming lunatic that Barack Obama selected to be Energy Secretary, got all cranky yesterday because those pesky American citizens aren't signing on to wear ashes and sackcloth over global warming:

When it comes to greenhouse-gas emissions, Energy Secretary Steven Chu sees Americans as unruly teenagers and the Administration as the parent that will have to teach them a few lessons.
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“The American public…just like your teenage kids, aren’t acting in a way that they should act,” Dr. Chu said. “The American public has to really understand in their core how important this issue is.”

About what you would expect from this arrogant weasel and this arrogant administration, but heck, why not show these clowns what unruly really is?