Friday, October 05, 2007

Hold off on the virgin sacrifice, the ozone hole is shrinking

Well, I'll be gobsmacked! Lookie here - Ozone Hole Shrinks by Nearly a Third:
After reaching a record high in 2006, scientists at the European Space Agency (ESA) reports that the ozone hole decreased by nearly a third in 2007.

Dang, where's my hairspray? But hold on a sec, the boffins warn not to cut off the flow of research grants just yet:

The agency also warned that the decrease is not a sign of permanent recovery, based on their research.

(Various butt covering deleted)

While the study by KNMI and the ESA indicates that the ozone hole recovery of this year was likely simply a temporary trend, international cooperation and increased public awareness will hopefully eventually lead to recovery such as 2007's being a permanent trend.

Here at the Country Store Research Institute, we've reached a different conclusion which is that none of these "crack" scientists have the faintest frickin' clue about what is really going on, but are only too happy to prescribe goofy socialist nostrums as a solution for their fantasy problems. Begone, twits!

Yep, that'll do it

Bubba says that when Hillary is elected, his job will be to raise the USA's image around the world. I think that's a swell idea since Bubba is so darn versatile. Not only can he swan about with the local dignitaries:

But he can also meet comfortably with the local natives in more intimate surroundings:

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Phony combat vet Tom Harkin opens his pie hole again

(click to supersize the pondscum)

It's no secret that the lefties love the idea of antiwar combat vets. The only problem is that they seem to have a hard time finding any that aren't phony which seems to be the reason they have their panties in a knot over Rush Limbaugh bashing phony vet Jesse Macbeth. However, the best part is them trotting out phony combat vet Senator Tom Harkin to do their dirty work.

Of course, ole Tom is a tad shy about his falsifications - his staff tried to erase it off Wikipedia. But to let you know what kind of pondscum Tom Harkin and his wife Ruth are, take a gander at some of their other exploits. This lying punk should be embarassed to show his face in public and instead he and his wife are ripping off the citizens when they aren't betraying them.