At least the Australians are thinking straight

When the fuzzy wuzzies come by, show them the business end of the weapon:

When Iranian Revolutionary Guards captured the British sailors and Royal Marines in March, it was not exactly their first attempt.

It turns out that Iranian forces made an earlier concerted attempt to seize a boarding party from the Royal Australian Navy.

The Australians, though, to quote one military source, "were having none of it".

The BBC has been told the Australians re-boarded the vessel they had just searched, aimed their machine guns at the approaching Iranians and warned them to back off, using what was said to be "highly colourful language".

The Iranians withdrew, and the Australians were reportedly lifted off the ship by one of their own helicopters.

Bwahahaha - maybe they sang 'em a few verses of Kumbaya too.

Catch the boob on the tube

Have you seen the latest Hillary Clinton video? No, not the sappy Sopranos takeoff although that's amusing in its own way:

"The Clinton camp gets an A for effort and creativity and audaciousness," he said. "Yet the jury's out on whether everybody finds it charming that they're self-effacing or that they are in fact drawing a parallel that is really ironic and not flattering regarding what's seen as the liabilities of the Clintons. That they're very aggressive in trying to scare away donors from other campaigns."

Not to mention all the former associates of the Clintons who are now taking "Arkansas dirt naps" which is the HillBilly equivalent of concrete overshoes.

Anyhow, what I'm talking about is Oxy-Clinton:

There's bad news and good news

The bad news is that China overtakes US as world's biggest CO2 emitter. As you would expect, all the ecoweenies have their Third World loving knickers in a twist:

The surprising announcement will increase anxiety about China's growing role in driving manmade global warming and will pile pressure onto world politicians to agree [on] a new global agreement on climate change that includes the booming Chinese economy.

It's a pile all right. Speaking of which, the good news is that the USA is still ahead in production of methane (which is also a greenhouse gas) because we have Al Gore and Michael Moore. Thanks fellas, but stay downwind. Or go to China.

Today's Hoot!

Right up there with body piercing is that old favorite tattooing.



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Why not skip the half measures and go right to ritual scarring and Ubangi lip inserts?