Arkat Kingtroll is first out of the gate with Arnold bumperstickers.
John Cole has a rundown on the fund raising peculiarities of the Democrat party. It's always been a hoot the way they depend on fat cats and money extorted by labor unions from their members, but now the usual suspects are creaming their jeans over shady intenational speculator George Soros who has offered up $10M to defeat President Bush.
Tim Blair observes that Mark Morford has been mixing 'shrooms and Viagra again. Here's the 'shrooms:
And here's the Viagra:You cannot reach me, Dubya.We all need to know about "higher winking".
There is so much more going on than you know. There is so much deeper understanding and wider knowledge and higher winking and you can't touch any of it. Do you know this? You need to know this.
And finally:Here is my porn collection. Here are my divine sex toys and my lubricants and my leather strappy things and my collection of happy open-minded perversions and my active account at Blowfish.com and my tattoos and piercings and love of massage oil and vibrators and things that go ooooh in the night. Come on over, Mr. Ashcroft, I have something to show you.If I was reading this in 1973, and if I was an elderly woman, I might be mildly startled by that paragraph.
Tim's being polite. Check out the hilarious comments too.There is so much more going on down here than is dreamt of in your bitter and small-minded philosophy. I, and millions like me, sense a more luminous undercurrent, a wider spiritual lens, a richer sensual mother lode.
The column kind of loses its focus beyond this point.
And speaking of Tim, Professor Bunyip observes
Ever since Tim Blair swore off his Margo habit, blogdom has been the poorer. The Professor enjoys the Diarist's unique style as much as the next fellow, but it certainly requires a concerted effort to sift the daily slag for the the real gems in those collapsing sentences of somebodies and mystery pronouns coming in to look beyond the spin for what they're not empowered to ask when Polly's on the phone and dear Jack is all overboard, despite the Yank's, for stopping them yesterday with Saint Kevin and Marge from the Gassy Knoll talking to Greens and rolling our own smokes.If you don't know who Margo Kingston is, this may seem opaque. Let's just say she's the Australian equivalent of Mark Morford, presumably without the collection of porn and sex toys.