Today's hoot!

Ben Stein:

Is Walter Cronkite a man who deserves to be honored for his contributions to American life? Absolutely.

But for the record, all of those contributions should be honored, however unintentional. For Fox News and every conservative radio show, magazine, website, and editorial page to succeed they had to have an audience. Walter Cronkite, with his relentless, decades-long delivery of his liberal world view as "the way it is" created that audience almost single-handedly.

Thanks, Uncle Walter. What would conservatives have done without you?

Crazy Uncle Wally - The most trusted east end of a horse going west in America.

Cindy Sheehan's Secret Plan

You may have heard that Cindy Sheehan was spending some of the insurance money she got for the death of her hero son on 5 acres in Crawford, Texas where she and her wingnut pals can hang out for photo-ops with the national press. Guess again:

Heck, why not? An aging media whore has to look out for number one!

Today's Hoot!

Punchline only from Fraters Libertas:

Hurry fellas, a classy dame like that isn't going to be on the market for long.

Click through for the setup and no worries, it doesn't involve Cindy Sheehan.

What a tool

Don't ever let Glenn Greenwald show you his "Magic Boyfriend"

There's something funny about goofy lefty blogger Glenn Greenwald ... er, actually there are a lot of things funny about ole Glenn, but one of them is that he has so many pals that sound just like him and post blog comments defending him from the same IP address that he uses. Wuzzadem explains it all with yet more socks.