Thursday, March 13, 2008

Today's Hoot: Barack Obama's spirtual shepherd and mentor

Let's tune in as the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, the pastor of Barack Obama's Trinity United Church of Christ and Obama's spiritual guide, pal, and mentor 'splains why Barack Obama is the one:

I liked the "Jesus was a black man and the Romans were rich white men" part myself although the bit about Barack being poor and underprivileged is quite a hoot too, in view of Obama's white middle class grandparents who sent him to the best schools, Barack's mansion with its 1000 bottle wine cellar and Michelle Obama's diamond jewelry collection. Hmm, I wonder if the Rev has spotted any flying saucers like his pal Louis Farrakahn. Anyhow, the best line award goes to Ace:
Barack Obama: "I don't think my church is particularly controversial."

Of course you don't darling. You don't think taking high tea with terrorists is controversial either.


However, this a just a mild version of the Rev. Wright, presumably because he was doing his big endorsement of Barack despite the tax code prohibitions on churches being involved in political campaigns. If you want to get the full flavor of the Rev. Wright check out the following prime rant including the startling disclosures that the USA created the AIDS virus and that the USA is persecuting the Palestinians on behalf of the evil Jooos. See if you don't think he needs a check up from the neck up:

Hey Hussein, explain again why you think the Rev. Wright is so swell.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Eliot Spitzer strutting his stuff

Eliot Spitzer the ladies man
Click to supersize the horndog.

Sing it, Eliot:

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Aw, Eliot Spitzer is just a piker

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer can't hold a candle to Teheran's Chief of Police:
Tehran's police chief, Reza Zarei, has been arrested after he was found nude in a local brothel with six naked prostitutes, according to report on the Iranian Farda News.
Before he was arrested, Zarei was in charge of the programme for the 'moralisation of the city'.
I'll bet Eliot is really envious.

It's nice that Eliot Spitzer has a hobby

You'd think to look at him that Eliot Spitzer wouldn't be much for hobbies. His grim faced "tribune of the people" stare (always popular among leftoid politicos) plus his continual holier-than-thou pronouncements would make you believe he spends all his spare time reading Karl Marx. Well, not to worry - Spitzer Has Used Hookers For 6 Years:
Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been soliciting high-priced hookers for at least six years and possibly for more than a decade, sources tell The Post.

The revelation yesterday that the crusading governor was in fact "Client 9" named in a federal prostitution indictment did not shock insiders in the city's sex industry.

Sources tell The Post that Spitzer had frequented high-priced hookers as far back as 2002 and possibly earlier.

Golly, maybe Eliot can get an endorsement contract when he resigns as governor!

The joke is on Eliot Spitzer

Some selections of Eliot Spitzer humor from the commenters at the NY Observer's "A Long Night for the Times Metro Desk":

His next statement should be, "Define prostitution. What is it really? And is this that?" It worked for his friend Bill Clinton.

Looks like Hillary has found her running mate!!!

Seven thousand dollars for sex. I've never spent that much for anything that didn't have four wheels and a transmission. Can you picture the Guv. having to put his pants back on, remove the ball gag and find a cash machine because he was short fifteen hundred, talk about breaking the mood.

Well, I guess that rather than calling him Eliot Ness, from now on he should be known as Eliot P Ness!

At least your Governor is straight, unlike NJ.

What do you mean a "LONG NIGHT", how long does it take to write, "IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT". If a mouse breaks wind in Borneo, old george caused it, at least according to the NYTimes!!!!!!!!!

Drunk Man's Guide made a drink in honor of Eliot Spitzer! Check it out - it's hilarious. .. Client #9 Shooter

buenos dias senor! does this mean we no geta driber liesense? quiero drive una coche. why u fuka mi chanses of getting a driber license in su state senor? me so sad now. i wanta to driba car.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving individual. I liked the way he dragged his kids to today's press conference and gave 'em a big kiss afterwards. Pondscum.