Thursday, April 24, 2008

Today's Hoot: The Poverty Twins and Pumpkin Butt

For some obscure reason I find this PhotoShop of the Obamessiah and Her Thighness incredibly moving. Maybe it was dress down Friday for multimillionaires? The only thing missing is a pint-sized, ragged, and barefoot John Edwards.

The above was stolen from the Great Pumpkin thread on FR - can you guess the owner of this ample, even opulent derriere?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The truth about those pesky Obama rumors!

I've heard them and you've heard them and they are rife on the Web. That's right, it's those pesky rumors about Barack Obama! Well, worry no more - Frank J. has performed a public service by digging into them and providing the truth:

RUMOR: Obama is a Muslim.
Obama is not currently a Muslim. He's a Christian of some sort in the "hate Whitey" sect.

RUMOR: Obama is an enlightened space alien sent to save humanity.
All evidence points towards Obama being a below average man who his wife stopped asking to do chores around the house because he was always getting his head stuck in the mop bucket.

RUMOR: Obama tried to bomb the Pentagon.
That was his friend.

RUMOR: Obama felt we got what we deserved on 9/11.
That was his other friend.

RUMOR: Obama was once a hired goon for the Aquaman villain Black Manta.
While Obama has served on a number of committees and attended a fundraiser hosted by Black Manta, Obama has never worked for him. His campaign has on numerous occasions called it out of bounds to draw connections between Obama and the terrorists, hatemongers, and supervillians he happens to hang around with in his spare time.

More debunking by following the link.

Friends of Michelle Obama: Hatem El-Hady

When Michelle Obama isn't filling her jewelry box with diamonds or her closet with Jimmy Choo shoes, she takes time out to pal around with terrorist sympathizers:

Another big Barack Obama supporter: Hatem El-Hady, former chairman of the Toledo-based Islamic charity Kindhearts, closed by the US government in 2006 for terrorist fundraising: Terrorist Fundraisers for Obama.

El-Hady has now devoted himself to raising money for Barack Obama; he has a page at the official Obama campaign web site, with three “friends” listed on it: “Rick,” “Fatima from Toledo, Ohio,” and ... Michelle Obama.

Note: when someone is listed as a “friend,” it means they specifically chose it. In other words, Michelle Obama’s name isn’t there because El-Hady put it there — it’s there because she chose to be listed as his friend.

Something tells me that the public part of this friendship won't last. Back to the harem, Michelle.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Obama Clinton Smackdown we would all like to see

Break out the popcorn and watch "Hillary Clinton" and "Barack Obama" get what they deserve from the "Samoan Bulldozer." "Bill Clinton" unfortunately escapes.

Via FR, where the thread also has this beauty:

“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?”