Monday, June 30, 2003

The Good Old Days
Dave Barry revs out down Memory Lane and laments that things just aren't the same:
Nobody will ever write a song like that about my Actuary, or any other modern car. Modern cars are just not songworthy.
The other guys are all jealous of me

When I cruise in my Hyundai Elantra GT

And the girls always feel a romantic explosion

When they learn that my warranty covers corrosion