Scot-tee has a new gig!
No! It's not what you're thinking



Last night he got paid $6,000 for an hour of platitudes delivered to an audience of Kool-Aid drinkers at the University of South Florida. University events are usually paid for by student "activity fees" or direct university grants to "student organizations". I guess they have money to burn at USF.

Apparently there was some unpleasantness when a member of the audience asked:

How can you expect the weapon's inspectors to find weapons of mass destruction, when the United States can not even lock-up a child molestor like you? After they took his mike away he screamed, "I want an answer Mr. Ritter!"

Tsk, he obviously didn't know that Scot-tee has a new document that explains it all as this picture shows. What a clean desk!

In other Ritter news:

NY State Assembly considering bill to make Rittering a felony

Ritter hauled in more loot from the Arab League

Scot-tee has a soiree scheduled for tomorrow on leftist "public" radio.

Looks like whipping up that special sauce pays well!