Picture purloined from a thread on Free Republic devoted to an eBay duct tape auction:
This is the LAST available roll of duct tape available in the Washington DC metro area!! Resistant against all forms of smallpox, gas, nuclear explosions, pesky dust mites, and scare mongering Washington DC broadcast journalists. Hurry! Don't delay!.....for the children.What I want to know is who doesn't already have duct tape?
