I'm from the EU. I'm here to help!
William Holzer over at HourEleven.com proposes an interesting series of experiments:

Too many bubbles in the beer you ordered? Are your bananas not adequately curved? Does your chocolate contain vegetable oil? Is your toothpaste too effective? Did jackhammer vibrations leave your back sore? If so, you better call the police, if you live in Europe.

Who can imagine the limits of European Union regulations? Typing "EU," "regulation," and a randomly chosen noun into Google can lead to hours of fun.

Hey, try it for yourself! Here's just a few nouns to get you started:

Beer

Bicycle

Dog

Sex

Cookie

I bet the United Nations is envious!