Monday, January 20, 2003

Today's Hoot!
(Via Jane Galt) Augusten Burroughs in Salon:
What an absolutely hideous commercial! If one insists on featuring a child in a spot, I would think that one would first and foremost insist upon a child who could act. And who did not have -- as this child appears to have -- a curious facial rash. I won't even address the $7 spent on wardrobe. Let's move straight to the graphic, powerful scenes of war. Here, juxtaposed with the shots of the sweet, innocent "little girl," this war footage is supposed to fill us with terror. "If a bomb like that explodes here … that precious little girl could die!" Instead, these scenes of destruction and firepower have the opposite, thrilling effect. The poor quality of the video footage reminds us that it's been a long time since we've had a really good war.
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I believe it is the moral responsibility of the creatives who conceived of this commercial to kill themselves. And take the little girl with them.
Don't hold back, Augusten.