Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Today's Hoot!
Catch Tim Blair's latest column: UN appears to be a magnet for deviants. He covers Scud Stud Scott Ritter
Yet he can't tell the difference between a schoolgirl and a policewoman. Some chief inspector Ritter must have been. Is that a nuclear warhead or a grain silo? Maybe it's a teen hottie!
and Najat al-Hajjaji
Soon we'll be taking advice on human rights from Najat al-Hajjaji, the newly-appointed chairwoman of the UN Commission on Human Rights. Al-Hajjaji is from Libya, where all the usual human rights - the right to be tortured, the right to be killed and so on - are diligently observed.

Possibly, al-Hajjaji will soon have something to say about Iraq. She's from the UN, so Simon Crean is bound to listen. The Prime Minister is often accused of crawling to the corrupt, meddling US, but Crean does the same to the corrupt, meddling, stupid, worthless UN; he's all the way with Kofi A. "We can avoid [war] through the peaceful and diplomatic direction of the United Nations," the ALP leader said yesterday.

Sure, Simon. And hot4u@tartmail.com really is a 16-year-old blonde.
Maybe she hangs out at Burger King, Home of the Whopper?