Break out the finger bowls!
The BBC entrances with with the cryptically titled Europe's motor celebrates friendship treaty:

France and Germany are celebrating 40 years of their post-war reconciliation on Wednesday by staging a series of gala events and unveiling major joint political initiatives.

The anniversary of the 1963 Elysee Treaty - which cemented Franco-German ties - will culminate in a joint session of the two countries' parliaments at Versailles, outside Paris.

Over 1000 MPs - 577 from France and 603 from Germany - will take part in a series of banquets and top level meetings.

Everyone enjoys a good square dance, but top level meetings could be an excuse for mischief.

The two leaders are expected to unveil a series of radical initiatives on
Wednesday. According to officials, these are likely to include:

• Regular joint cabinet meetings


• Aiming to present the same policies on international bodies, including the
  United Nations' Security Council


• Promoting plans for the EU to adopt a common security and defence policy


• Moving towards identical French and German laws on key subjects like
  family and civil law


• Appointing a top official in each country in charge of boosting
  co-operation between Paris and Berlin.


• Commitment to the goal of dual nationality for French and German citizens
  

Sounds like they're planning on being drunk and disorderly. Oh yeah - Herr Chirac opined:

"When Berlin and Paris come to agreement, Europe can move ahead. If there is divergence, Europe treads water," Mr Chirac said.

When you get a lot of clowns together, it's still a clown show.