Maybe if Saddam Says "Pretty Please"?
From Gweilo Diaries:

RING, RING

A: "Hello, Dr. Ahmad here."

S: "Hello Doctor, this is Saddam Hussein."

A; "What do you want? I'm very busy."

S: "I just wanted to ask you if there was any way you would reconsider and meet privately with the weapons inspectors?"

A: "Dammit, you son of a dog, I told you already, no!"

S: "Pleeease."

A" "NO!"

S: "Pretty Please."

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