Thanks to Andrea Harris for the link to Prof. Bunyip who once again has his way with the Australian newshawks:
Breathless Reporterette: Hey, chief, have I got a scoop! The Earth is in peril and we're all going to die.More goodness by following the link.
Weary Editor: Great Caesar's ghost! (Thinks: I made this woman a senior writer. Doesn't she know that means minimal output is expected -- and appreciated.)
