Things Seem Fairly Sick Out
From Houma, Louisiana:

Police are investigating a wild night at a Houma bar where an MTV entertainer exposed himself, audience members lined up to get kicked in the groin and a 19-year-old wound up in the hospital after a man slammed him head-first to the ground.

The club's owner and manager have already been arrested, and at least three more people face criminal charges after authorities viewed a videotape of a July 11 performance at The Abyss.

Let's do stupid stuff and videotape it!

Authorities say Steve-O, an actor from the MTV-sponsored show "Jackass," broke the state's obscenity law when he pulled down his pants in front of the crowd at the Monarch Drive bar.

His genitals were exposed for about five minutes while he used a staple gun to tack his scrotum to his upper thigh.

The stunt was one of several outrageous and sometimes-painful acts that Steve-O performed. Others included setting his hair and the stage on fire, slitting his tongue with broken glass and stapling women's underwear to his bare chest.

Now that sounds like a good time! Maybe next time he could play Russian Roulette with a shotgun.