Bubba the Bloviator
From the Toronto Sun (via Best of the Web):

Clinton addressed 350 supporters of the Toronto Hadassah-WIZO children's charity at a $1,000-a-plate fundraiser at the Markham mansion of Allan Fenwick.

Clinton delighted the crowd by playing sax with the band before dinner and telling them that "If the Iraqi army crossed the Jordan River, I would personally grab a rifle and fight, and die."

The 56-year-old former president, popular on the speaking circuit, reportedly earns $125,000 US per appearance.

It's hard to describe how contemptible Bubba is. But at least his act doesn't involve biting the heads off chickens. Yet.