Class Act: Dan Gross of the Philadelphia Dalily News was apparently bereft of ideas and generated a column on the contents of Queen Elzabeth's purse. In the process he utters "While the Daily News didn't want to judge the old bag by the one she carries..." and also "maybe even paper toilet-seat covers so Her Royal Arse needn't connect with those of the commoners when she's on the loo".

One can't help but wonder if Danny boy is supposed to be the humor columnist, and if so, whether he was actually the best the Daily News could find. One also wonders whether Mama Gross is still alive and how Danny boy would react to a column full of cheap slurs about her.