Tuesday, July 01, 2003

Ruh Oh!
'Dr. Misterio' Sued For Alleged Sex Assault Of Minors:
A man who advertised on several Spanish-language radio stations as "Doctor Misterio" was sued Monday for the sexual assault of two minors -- less than a year after he pleaded guilty to the sexual assaults of six other females.
I guess we know what the mystery was, but wait there's more!
"Doctor Misterio," whose real name is Fernando Lozano, pleaded guilty in January to the sexual assault of six girls and women, ages 15 to 31, and was sentenced to nine years and four months in state prison.
...
Lozano pleaded guilty to practicing medicine without a license, sexual penetration by fraud, lewd acts on a child under 15 and sexual battery.
...
The Los Angeles County District Attorney's office said the 32-year-old immigrant will be deported to Mexico after he serves his sentence.
They misspelled "illegal alien".

But there's even more!
According to the lawsuit, Lozano was frequently promoted on the top-rated "El Cucuy de la Manana" -- "The Morning Boogeyman" -- show on KSCA-FM (101.9). El Cucuy "regularly recommended" Lozano for 1.5 years on his show, which is No. 1 among listeners 25 to 54 in Los Angeles, according to the lawsuit.

According to the lawsuit, the plaintiffs, suffering from various ailments, took the advice of El Cucuy and went to see Lozano. Lozano allegedly told Doris he could cure her stomach pain with a massage, the lawsuit states. But during the massage, he allegedly committed a sex act on the girl, according to the lawsuit.

Doris was charged $500 for the treatment, the lawsuit states.
If you hit the link, you'll discover that he treated epilepsy the same way.

These Third World stories are always so wacky! Good thing we don't have stuff like that in the good ole USA.