Saturday, March 29, 2003

Mean people suck
Jim Treacher has a wonderful story with a message for us all:
I've been pretty mean to Michael Moore lately, but I think he's finally changed my mind:
"Saddam Hussein is a brutal dictator, and I hope he’s removed as soon as possible. But nonviolently."
Good idea! First we'll coax Saddam out of his bunker with a trail of delicious candy. Then, once his belly is full and he's all sleepy and happy, we'll calmly explain that we don't approve of what he's been doing and it's not very nice and we wish he'd stop. And he'll be like, "Whoa, I never thought of it that way...
Follow the link for the rest. I especially like the part with the unicorn.