An excerpt from Andy Borowitz:
MICHAEL JACKSON ADMITS PLASTIC SURGERY; FRANCE UNCONVINCEDZut alors!
Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors
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Finally, Mr. Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which Mr. Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly frustrated Mr. Powell turned to the ambassador from France and said, "How much more freaking proof do you clowns need?"
While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Mr. Powell, saying that the Secretary of State "had proved nothing."
