Election 2016

Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Today's Hoot: Nick Nolte To Play Hillary Clinton In New Movie

Dixon Diaz has the scoop:

Nolte’s “remarkable resemblance” to the former First Lady was cited by insiders as the reason.

I've noticed that myself.

Now the American taxpayers get to pay for health care around the world

Hillary Clinton wants $63 billion for world health care:

The Obama administration is focused not just on health-care reform in the United States – but also on improving health care systems around the world, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced on Monday.

The new plan has a “woman- and girl-centered approach,” according to an administration fact sheet.

Speaking at Johns Hopkins University, Clinton outlined the six-year, $63-billion Obama administration initiative to bring global health care services “to more people in more places.”

I guess the money is just burning a hole in our pockets and heck, we don't have anything else to spend it on.

Another big Democrat Wall Street donor gets busted

Shades of Bernie Madoff! This time the big bucks Wall Street Democrat donor was Raj Rajaratnam seen here doing the perp walk after being busted today over a bit of insider trading:

And who were Rajaratnam's favorite politicians?

Rajaratnam and his wife were also major contributors to a number of Democratic campaigns, giving a total of $118,000 to, among others, the Senate campaigns of Hillary Clinton and Chuck Schumer and the presidential campaigns of Mrs. Clinton and Barack Obama.

"He was big with Hillary and then jumped over to Obama after Hillary lost," said one Democratic party figure involved in fundraising.

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Rajaratnam is also a major trustee of the American India Foundation, which is a member of the Clinton Global Initiative. President Clinton is the Foundation's honorary chair, and has publicly thanked Rajaratnam and his wife for their multi-million dollar support.

There's more about ole Raj's support for Tamil terrorists by following the link and Hillary's whitewashing of it.

"You shouldn't lump all terrorists together," Sen. Clinton said in 2007.

Look what money will buy when you go shopping at the Democrat store.

As for Obama, as I read Rajaratnam's contributions, most went to Barack: Obama ($30,800) followed by the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee ($26,700), and then Hillary and a bunch of the worst Donk Senators you can think of including Chuckie Schumer, Maria Cantwell, and Robert Menendez. Do you think they'll be returning their ill-gotten gains anytime soon and shutting down the usual Donk piety about those evil wealthy Republicans? I'm not holding my breath.

Communist coup averted in Honduras, democracy restored: Hillary Clinton upset

Hugo Chavez's Honduran butt boy President Zelaya overreached himself with an illegal referendum that would enshrine himself as Presidente For Life (just like Chavez in Venezuela) and he was removed from office. Now Hugo is blustering, the Cubans are whining and all decent people are happy, right? Well, the decent folks may be happy but not our sleazy Secretary of State - Honduras Defends Its Democracy: Fidel Castro and Hillary Clinton object:

It seems that President Mel Zelaya miscalculated when he tried to emulate the success of his good friend Hugo in reshaping the Honduran Constitution to his liking.

But Honduras is not out of the Venezuelan woods yet. Yesterday the Central American country was being pressured to restore the authoritarian Mr. Zelaya by the likes of Fidel Castro, Daniel Ortega, Hillary Clinton and, of course, Hugo himself. The Organization of American States, having ignored Mr. Zelaya's abuses, also wants him back in power. It will be a miracle if Honduran patriots can hold their ground.
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It remains to be seen what Mr. Zelaya's next move will be. It's not surprising that chavistas throughout the region are claiming that he was victim of a military coup. They want to hide the fact that the military was acting on a court order to defend the rule of law and the constitution, and that the Congress asserted itself for that purpose, too.

Mrs. Clinton has piled on as well. Yesterday she accused Honduras of violating "the precepts of the Interamerican Democratic Charter" and said it "should be condemned by all." Fidel Castro did just that. Mr. Chávez pledged to overthrow the new government.

Honduras is fighting back by strictly following the constitution. The Honduran Congress met in emergency session yesterday and designated its president as the interim executive as stipulated in Honduran law. It also said that presidential elections set for November will go forward. The Supreme Court later said that the military acted on its orders. It also said that when Mr. Zelaya realized that he was going to be prosecuted for his illegal behavior, he agreed to an offer to resign in exchange for safe passage out of the country. Mr. Zelaya denies it.

Many Hondurans are going to be celebrating Mr. Zelaya's foreign excursion. Street protests against his heavy-handed tactics had already begun last week. On Friday a large number of military reservists took their turn. "We won't go backwards," one sign said. "We want to live in peace, freedom and development."

As do we all. Why is this administration on the side of the totalitarians?

Hillary supporters are going to get crankier

Unconvinced Hillary supporters made their displeasure with the Obamessiah clear at the goofy Obama-Hillary unity fest in Unity, NH (how cheesy can you get?) and what's more they have taken their quest to the Internet - see Just Say No Deal and my faves at Hillaryis44. In that regard they are accusing Obama supporters of getting Google to flag their comrades' Blogger blogs as spam.

Hmm, I guess they aren't going to be pleased when they see the new lawn jockey that the Obamas just installed at their Chicago mansion:


I think it a rather fetching likeness myself. Maybe Barack will tell us where to buy one?

Today's Hoot: The Poverty Twins and Pumpkin Butt

For some obscure reason I find this PhotoShop of the Obamessiah and Her Thighness incredibly moving. Maybe it was dress down Friday for multimillionaires? The only thing missing is a pint-sized, ragged, and barefoot John Edwards.

The above was stolen from the Great Pumpkin thread on FR - can you guess the owner of this ample, even opulent derriere?

The Obama Clinton Smackdown we would all like to see

Break out the popcorn and watch "Hillary Clinton" and "Barack Obama" get what they deserve from the "Samoan Bulldozer." "Bill Clinton" unfortunately escapes.


Via FR, where the thread also has this beauty:

“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?”

Hillary's really scary flight into Bosnia

It's really neat that the MSM have finally discovered that the Clintons lie although one can't help wonder how they overlooked that fact for the last quarter century or so. However, the news twisters have the story on wrong on Hillary's flight into Bosnia - it really was darn scary!

Bubba says we'll have to live in caves

I see that Bill Clinton is endorsing the ecoweenie call for a return to life in caves to avoid offending Mother Gaia, but while I'm sure it will endear him to the Al Gore crowd of one sheet toilet paper users, I don't really think it's going to keep Hillary from swanning about in private jets or Bubba himself jetting off to far places to swing multi-billion dollar deals for campaign contributors. Hey, taking dubious largesse and private jet rides is the Democrat way and I'm sure they'd be deeply saddened to give them up - that's for the little people.

As usual, the joke is on us

There's nothing like 3 congenital liars in a rickshaw. I especially like ole John McCain saying his win in Florida was a "conservative victory," because, well heck, I always appreciate the drivel dished out by guests on our planet.

Hold on - here's a news update:

(2008-01-30) — Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards today quit the race for the Democrat presidential nomination, and immediately endorsed Republican frontrunner Sen. John McCain.

“As the presidential field narrows,” Sen. Edwards will reportedly say at an afternoon news conference, “I just didn’t feel there would be room in the race for two white males who favor leniency for illegal aliens, who opposed Bush’s tax cuts for the rich, who fight man-made global warming, who support limits on so-called free speech in political campaigns, who have worked to hinder approval of conservative judicial nominees, and who stand against the Bush administration’s desire to torture terror suspects with waterboarding.”

(Photo stolen from Free Republic.)

Hillary says Bubba did it out of love!

I didn't know Hillary was doing stand-up comedy, but I guess so:

Clinton was asked on CBS television's "Face the Nation" whether her husband was "out of control" after he took the Illinois senator, and the media to task, during a foul-tempered week-long campaign.

"You know, my husband has such a great commitment to me and to my campaign," the New York senator said.

"He loves me just like, you know, husbands and wives get out there and work on each others' behalf."

She also said poor lovesick Bubba hadn't been getting enough sleep. Nice try, Hillary, but it seems more likely that Bubba is all grumpy because he is afraid of losing his dream of a 8 year worldwide boinking tour at the taxpayers' expense.

Who's scarier? Tom Cruise or Hillary Clinton?

Clinton and Cruise - On the campaign trail:

It's a Hillary Clinton Panderfest!

So Hillary Clinton managed to scrape out a caucus vote win in Nevada by pandering to illegal aliens. No wonder Hillary supports importing new Democrat voters from Mexico. Want to bet that they aren't also voting illegally in the general election? Neither do I.

Anyhow, another day another pander for the Clintons and Hillary showed up yesterday at the Abyssinian Baptist Church in Harlem to butter up some of the Democrat party's "traditional clients." Unfortunately for her, the natives were restless:

Sen Clinton then waded into the crowd to deliver coffee to supporters who’d been waiting in the cold nearly an hour longer than her schedulers had originally anticipated — but ran into a group of heated Obama supporters, who’d been outside waving signs and chanting for their candidate. Let’s just say they weren’t interested in a cup of Joe.

“We don’t want your coffee,” one said. “Stay out of Harlem.” As the chants of “be a part of something great, Obama ‘08″ continued, the man commanded Clinton to stop trying to “steal the black vote.”

Golly, I guess they just haven't gotten Hillary's message!

Will Hillary Clinton release her medical records?

Bill Clinton was always famous for for his unusual refusal to release his medical records either while running for President or as President. Speculation as to the reason abounds and while there are suggestions that he was trying to cover up cocaine or alcohol abuse (he got that big red nose somewhere), the general belief is that he didn't want to reveal a succession of infections from sexually transmitted diseases (STD). You know, fun stuff like "the clap", "the drip", and "the itch", or more politely: chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, hepatitis, HIV, and even crab lice.

While that's not surprising considering all the women (willing and unwilling) Bill Clinton has had sexual contact with over the years, it raises an interesting dilemma for Hillary Clinton: should she release her medical records or not? If she caught an STD from Bubba, then obviously she can't release them for the same reason that he couldn't. However, if her records are clean (or she even made up some clean records) then releasing them would highlight Bubba's refusal to do so and lead to all sorts of snickering about whether they actually ever spent the night together.

Suggestion to Barack Obama: release your medical records and encourage all candidates to do the same. I can't wait.

Hillary Clinton, the empty pantsuit

Hillary Clinton and her flying monkeys like to brag about her "experience" in hope that no one will inquire too closely as to what it actually consists of. Investor's Business Daily reminds us:

If Hillary Clinton is proud of her experience and record of change, why are 2 million pages of her White House files locked up? Watching your husband is not experience.

Actually watching Bubba is quite an experience although unrelated to government, but I digress.

The last time Sen. Clinton was a genuine agent of change was when she led the secretive Health Care Task Force in 1993-94 that labored mightily to propose a Godzilla-size bureaucracy that would have nationalized one-seventh of the nation's economy. To receive medical care you would have gone to the equivalent of the Department of Motor Vehicles.
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After the health care debacle, Hillary slipped, or was pushed, below the radar. We don't know much about her "experience" as "co-president," largely because reams of calendars, memos and other records remain under seal until after this year's election.

We do know she has spent much of the past 35 years watching her husband. She watched him be attorney general of Arkansas, then governor, then president of the United States. She was in charge of putting down "bimbo eruptions" during her husband's 1992 presidential campaign. But again, that counts as watching her husband.

Those nasty bimbos were every bit as tough as Al Quaeda, I'm sure. Of course, the Clintons didn't do too well there either.

She would lead the war on terror, but her experience in that area lies in watching Bill fail to pull the trigger when he repeatedly had Osama bin Laden in his sights. On their watch, the U.S. did virtually nothing — except shamelessly withdraw from Somalia — while terrorists killed Americans on three continents.

Hillary did urge her husband to appoint Janet Reno as the first female attorney general, a move he'd later describe as "my worst mistake." While the Clinton Justice Department treated the first attack on the World Trade Center as a law enforcement matter, Reno kept busy incinerating religious zealots in Waco.

Unfortunately, they were homegrown fruitcakes and not the religious zealots actually killing Americans and terrorizing the Middle East.

Hillary has been in the Senate for seven years, during which time she has accomplished nothing of note except for voting for the Iraq War before she was against it. No major piece of legislation bears her name.

Her public record and career is even spottier and shorter than that of her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama. ... She's made a lot of speeches, but has governed nowhere at any level and has led no major organizations.

Less experience than Barack Obama - that's hard to to do!

Trouble at Miss Hillary's plantation

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I can't help but enjoy the infighting going on in the Democratic primary with professional woman (and victim) Hillary Clinton doing her best to slime professional black person (and victim) Barack Obama who is stealing her traditional support among black Democrats. Of course, Obama supporters seem to think criticism of any kind is racist so it makes for an amusing mix. The Democrats have been playing the race and gender victim cards on opponents for so long that it is hilarious to see them use it on each other.

Anyhow, stay tuned for a big and likely inept Hillary pandering campaign to win back black voters. Maybe something like this:

Sid Blumenthal caught driving with a snootful

Hillary Clinton's favorite flying monkey, Sid Blumenthal, is in big trouble in New Hampshire:

Sgt. Mike Masella, one of the arresting officers, said the movements of a Buick caught his eye. “I observed all his erratic driving,” Masella said. “When I first noticed him it was at an intersection. He abruptly stopped. That caught my eye … He was drifting in his lane.” Masella followed the car, a rental, for a mile and a half, and clocked its speed at 70mph in a 30mph zone--more than twice the legal limit. Masella pulled the car over at 12:30 a.m. Monday morning. Blumenthal told the officer he was returning to his hotel from a restaurant in Manchester. After declining to take a Breathalyzer, Masella says, Blumenthal failed a field sobriety test. Blumenthal was handcuffed, booked, had his fingerprints taken and was held for four hours--standard operating procedure in such arrests in New Hampshire--before posting bail and being released. (He will be arraigned later this month.) Because the car was moving at excessive speeds, Blumenthal was given the more serious charge of “aggravated” DWI--which carries a mandatory sentence of at least three days behind bars.

I'm sure the big house would be a nice experience for ole Sid - he could blame it all the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. But here's the rich part:

A longtime confidante and adviser to the Clintons, he has zealously defended them through any number of scandal investigations. Along the way, Blumenthal has shown an affinity for the sharp counterattack. When a group of Arkansas state troopers in the early 1990s began leveling charges that Bill Clinton had strayed in his marriage, Blumenthal shot back--penning an article in The New Yorker accusing the troopers of a litany of their own transgressions, including attempted fraud, marital infidelity and drunken driving.

Gosh, sounds just like the Clintons and Sid! Anyhow, one of those Arkansas state troopers was Larry Patterson who had a variety of things to say about the Clintons (I always liked Bubba's line that Ted Kennedy "couldn't get a whore across a bridge") including some that are of particular interest these days:

According to Clinton's bodyguard, Arkansas State Trooper Larry Patterson, Clinton frequently used the "N" word, using it to describe Reverend Jesse Jackson, as well as a local black civil rights leader. Said Patterson, "When [Bill Clinton] had black political leaders in the state and he disagreed with them, he would frequently use the 'N' word."

I bet there are a lot of "N" words flying around Clinton HQ these days.

Hillary surrogate accuses Obama of "shuck and jive"

Paging Donna Brazile! Andrew Cuomo, the Democrat Attorney General of New York and fervent Hillary Clinton supporter suggests that Barack Obama is shucking and jiving his way to the nomination right after Her Heinous got finished suggesting that Obama needed to do some more "spade work." Aside from the amusement factor, there's another bright side:

This is an entirely unexpected bonus to the Obama candidacy: Suddenly, with the Democrats needing to not-so-subtly play the race card against a black candidate, a whole plethora of formerly-forbidden phrases and "racial code words" becomes, abracadabra, entirely suitable for civil discourse and not indicative of racism at all.

This is just wonderful news! I know I've got a whole list of terms I'm hoping the DNC and MSM will jointly now bless as acceptable. Top of that list: octaroon.

Nah, it will never happen. So when do the compulsory sensitivity training classes for the Hillary campaign start?

Kerry dumps Edwards for Obama

Despite John Kerry and John Edwards once being "closer than close", ole Lurch is going to take time out from his busy schedule as Teresa Heinz's boy toy and endorse Barack Obama today. I guess he wanted to get his application in early for ambassador to France. On the other hand, Hillary Clinton is probably breathing a sigh of relief and hoping that Lurch will campaign with Hussein. Still, they always say that payback is a bitch, especially when Hillary is involved: