Despite John Kerry and John Edwards once being "closer than close", ole Lurch is going to take time out from his busy schedule as Teresa Heinz's boy toy and endorse Barack Obama today. I guess he wanted to get his application in early for ambassador to France. On the other hand, Hillary Clinton is probably breathing a sigh of relief and hoping that Lurch will campaign with Hussein. Still, they always say that payback is a bitch, especially when Hillary is involved:
