When people ask me about Mexican illegal aliens ...

When people ask me about the Mexican illegal aliens, I just say that I am uncomfortable with being complicit with the Mexican ethnic cleansing by elite and wealthy Mexicans against their indigenous population.

Chickensoup on FR

And selling your citizens to the USA is very lucrative. Even more lucrative than selling oil.

Business opportunity: Open a "faith based" organization to house illegal aliens with taxpayer money

You too can pal around with Barky Obama and haul down serious taxpayer loot when you set up a "faith based" organization and hitch it to Obama's Wetback Welcome Wagon:

So that’s who President Obama calls “faith leaders“. But there’s a problem, none of them are religion based organizations. None of them have churches. None of them have congregations or parishioners’.

They are the heads of government funded non-profits. Remember ACORN? Same/Same.

They are taxpayer funded corporations who exist almost exclusively on government grants. Despite the words “Baptist” and “Catholic”, these are NOT religious “faith based” groups. The name Baptist and Catholic is only to give the appearance of “religion” and add a dose of “charity” to the appearances.

But you say, how much can I really make?

We recently stumbled upon Mr. Kevin Dinnin when we were looking around for the primary recipients’ of HHS Grants and we came upon the 2012 tax filings of BCFS, or more accurately BCFS EMD where Kevin Dinnin is the principal officer and CEO. Paid at an annual salary of $477,799+

This one group alone makes ACORN seem small ball in comparison.

Two days before this meeting with President Obama, on 7/7/14 Mr. Dinnin was given a grant from Health and Human Services in the amount of $190,707,505.

Yes, that is over $190 million dollars just before he met with the President. In 2014 alone BCFS has received almost $270 million.

Pretty good, eh?  And with Obama bringing in as many illegal aliens as he can, the sky is the limit!

But the most staggering figure is what HHS has spent on Unaccompanied Minor Children (under grant code 93676) since the President’s 2012 Deferred action program began: $644,188,522.00

Much more spadework at The Last Refuge including this beauty: The Business End of Illegal Immigration – The Curious Case of Clint Texas, and The Abraham Lincoln Transitional Lodge….

There's a reason it's called the Turd World

Border agents cleared of civil rights complaints from illegal immigrant children

Internal investigators have already dismissed most complaints of civil rights violations against federal agents handling the surge of illegal immigrant children on the border, the Homeland Security Department inspector general said in a new report Thursday that details near-heroic efforts agents and officers are making.

In its first report since the surge, the inspector general said agents have contracted everything from scabies and lice to chickenpox, including bringing the disease home to their own children, as they care for the unaccompanied minors. Investigators also said they saw instances of agents and officers spending their own money to buy toys, clothing and food for children and families.

Of course, the complaints weren't actually from the "children" but from the usual suspects, the "American Civil Liberties Union and other immigrant rights advocates".

They found no evidence of misconduct, and none of the children they randomly interviewed reported problems, the inspector general said.
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The inspector general also found difficult conditions dealing with a population not necessarily used to first-world comforts.

The investigators said some illegal immigrants’ “unfamiliarity with bathroom facilities resulted in unsanitary conditions and exposure to human waste” in some of the facilities.

I hope Barky Obama bought enough shovels with citizens' money for mucking out.

Do they give big tips at Obama's illegal alien hair salon?

Immigrant Detention Center Has Hair Salon For Women

Federal immigration officials on Thursday sought to show the softer side of immigrant detention, complete with cartoon wall murals, stuffed animals, playgrounds, snacks and a hair salon...

Ah, more of Obama's Wetback Welcome Wagon, but how would you like to work there ladling out the goodies and even worse, providing hairdos to the Turd Worlders who sneak across the border?

Lice, scabies, fleas, TB, Ebola? No problem, come right in!

Eh chola, how about some red highlights?

When everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand - Genesis: "Illegal Alien"

Illegal aliens get suites with flat screen TVs

OBAMA TO PAY ILLEGALS: Offer All You Can Eat Meals, Free Cable TV, Lawyers, Medical & Dental

Come to the USA, there's lots of goodies waiting!

Ray Stevens sums it up in a song:

Come to the USA.
It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’
Like health care, welfare, free education,
Help with your voter registration
And drivers license and credit cards
And license plates for your old car.
Lots of jobs for you to do
And employers who’ll turn a blind eye, too.
Come to the USA!

Hat tip: Eagle Rising

Who knew it cost so much to tell illegal aliens to turn around and go home?

Obama border funding: Most money to care, feed, transport illegal immigrants; little for deportations. Just think of it as Obama's Welcome Wagon for Wetbacks.

As apt as this cartoon is, there is one booth left off: Voter Registration.

Dear House GOP - don't do anything about illegal immigration this session

Don't Do It

The House Republican leadership has been confronted by devilishly difficult tactical choices over the years. But what to do on the issue of immigration right now isn’t one of them. The correct course is easy and eminently achievable: Do nothing.

The old Reagan catchphrase calling for non-action — don’t just do something, stand there — has never been more apt. Yet the House leadership is about to roll out a set of immigration principles reportedly including an amnesty for illegal aliens, and presumably will follow up with a push to pass them through the House. This is legislative strategy as unforced error.

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For now, nothing worth having can pass the Democratic Senate or get signed into law by President Obama.

And any "enforcement" would have to be by President Obama and we know how he bad he is at following the law.

UPDATE: Here's another GOP immigration puzzler:

But just as House GOP leaders are considering a possible immigration push for later this year, the poll shows that only 39% think immigration should be a priority for this year. It’s one of the few issues we tested where majorities of Democrats, independents, and Republicans all agree that it should NOT be a priority. Go figure.

The only people who want immigration "reform" are illegal aliens and their enablers in the MSM and Democrat leadership. So why is the GOP House leadership wasting so much time on it?

Obama wants to secure the southern border ... of Mexico

Some things you just can't make up - Obama Administration Considers Plan to Bolster Mexico’s Southern Border:

Obama administration and Mexican government officials recently discussed creating a three-tier security system designed to protect Mexico’s southern border from drug and human traffickers, according to U.S. officials.

The border control plan calls for U.S. funding and technical support of three security lines extending more than 100 miles north of Mexico’s border with Guatemala and Belize.

(snip)

The plan would be funded in part through the Merida Initiative, a U.S.-led anti-drug trafficking program that has involved nearly $2 billion in U.S. funds.

I wonder when the citizens of the USA get similar protection. Apparently not while Fairy Prince Obama is President.

Illegal Alien? No problem, just say the magic words and welcome to the USA!

Loophole: People are being told to use "key words" to cross border:

SAN DIEGO - A loophole is allowing hundreds of immigrants across the Mexico border in to the United States.

Immigrants are being taught to use "key words and phrases" to be allowed to enter and stay in the country.

Just this past Monday, Border Patrol agents say about 200 people came through the Otay Crossing claiming a quote: "credible fear" of the drug cartels.

So many were doing this that they had to close down the processing center and move the overflow by vans to another station.

Hey, a bogus asylum request worked for Obama favorite Aunt Zeituni, it's about time the unconnected illegals aliens gave it a try.

Of course, the Obama crowd loves magic words for illegal aliens (via 19 Illegal Immigration Facts You'll Never Read in Legacy Media):

#3 The Obama administration has distributed flyers that tell illegal immigrants that their immigration status will not be checked when they apply for food stamps.

#10 The federal government actually has a website that teaches immigrants how to sign up for welfare programs once they arrive in the United States.

I must have missed the shortage of poor people in this country, but Obama has the Federal government on the case and soon we'll just have plenty of them!

Washington Post does not mention murder suspect is illegal alien

I know it's "dog bites man", but yet again Alleged Murderer Is an Illegal Alien, but Washington Post Won't Say So:

As so often is the case, the murder suspect on the front page of today's Washington Post is an illegal alien, but the paper does not report it.

It was a particularly brutal, senseless murder of a good samaritan by an illegal from Guatemala, a now 27-year-old man. Julio Miguel Blanco Garcia was in a suburban Virginia shopping center with his one-year-old daughter; he asked a woman, apparently a stranger to him, to drive him to the hospital. She agreed; she made a wrong turn and this caused Garcia, apparently crazed by drugs, to think she was about to turn him in to the police. He then repeatedly stabbed her with a knife, as he told police investigators.

The car crashed. Garcia then crawled out to the sunlight, pulled his child out, and walked away from the scene, leaving the driver to die.

This distinguished guest in our country has a long arrest record and was finally caught when his fingerprints showed up on some bottles of champagne he was trying to steal. When confronted, he confessed to the murder but his lawyers say he was high on PCP at the time and now can't get a fair trial because of all the publicity over the mysterious murder of 19-year old Vanessa Pham back in 2010.

All of these details were revealed this week, according to the Post, in a set of court filings made public by the prosecution prior to Garcia's forthcoming trial. The electronic version of the Post story carried a link to the original police report of the interview with Garcia, which can be seen here.

Neither the police report, which said that Garcia had come to the United States in 2002 and gave other personal details about him, nor the Post article, revealed his illegal presence in the United States. Most other reporting also ignored his civil status. However, a local e-news operation, the Fairfax City Patch, did report that a hold had been placed on Garcia by ICE. That agency had identified him as an illegal alien.

Garcia, according to the Post, had been arrested several times prior to the murder; had he simply been deported after any one of these arrests, Ms. Pham would be alive today.

I guess that's not news at the Washington Post.

Gang of Eight Laughs It Up Over Plan to Bring More Terrorists and Deadbeats to the USA

The buffoonish Senators in the so-called Gang of Eight got together for a jocular introduction of their grand immigration plan last week. I guess they have been so busy that they hadn't been keeping up with current events in Boston:

Take it away Howie Carr:

So once again, no good deed goes unpunished.

Uncle Sam lets another bunch of leeching future terrorists into the country who have absolutely no business being here, gives them “asylum,” making them immediately eligible for welfare, and this is the thanks we get?

They turn into mass murderers.

We bring in thousands of Muslims from a primitive society that has been battling Christians for centuries, and put them into a peaceful Christian society — what could possible go wrong?

This is what I was thinking about yesterday, with much of the city under what amounted to martial law. Once more, law-abiding American citizens were paying the price for the insane immigration policies that have so damaged this society in recent years.

You can see the decay everywhere — in the emergency rooms, in the courts, in the welfare offices and, yes, in the epidemic of senseless murders.

And also at places as mundane as grocery or big box stores where the "guests in our country" crowd in to pick up their loot with their EBT cards and the post office where they mail some of it to their real homes in a foreign land.

But please, before the Kool-Aid drinkers in the Senate try to get amnesty for at least 12 million un­documented Democrats, can somebody please consider how many more of these Dzhokhar Tsarnaevs we really need?

A better question: How many of these jihadist “refugees” can we as a society survive?

Look at the chaos and the tragedy these Chechens have inflicted on the people of Boston this week. Who asked them to come here? What exactly do they contribute to the culture? They have had everything — absolutely everything — handed to them.

Obviously, no other country in the world wanted these sharia-crazed Stone Age Muslim terrorists.

Only the out-of-touch Washington elite could possibly believe that American taxpayers have so much spare cash and unfilled unskilled jobs that they want to import more primitive poor people from around the world and install them in the spare bedroom with a pocketful of walking around money. We have done way too much of that already and as that great philosopher Jeremiah Wright might say, "America's Chechens have come home to roost."

 

Yolanda just forgot she had been deported

Boy hitman's mother pleads not guilty to immigration charge. Tell me again why we don't need a wall on the Mexican border?

Today's Hoot: Obama sending DHS agents to secure the Afghan border

Obama and Napolitano can't manage to secure our border, but they are sending some DHS agents to secure the Afghanistan-Pakistan border? Hey, isn't that violating the civil rights of the "undocumented migrants"? Well, if the agents actually get out in the field I only hope that they are armed with more than beanbag guns like they are back here.

Harry Reid - The Illegal Aliens' Pal

Hey, why not? Harry Reid has been a crook for years. Illegal aliens are like his cousins.

Democrat County Supervisor Who Supports Arizona Boycott Doesn't Know Arizona Borders Mexico

Democrat County Supervisor Peggy West of Milwaukee wins this weeks terminal flatulence award for the following public display:

Maybe Barack Obama can help her out with the location of all the 57 states.

Update: Here's a laugh - according to her website, Pigboat Peggy West claims to be Hispanic:

Supervisor West also has the unique distinction of being the first Latino/Hispanic American to be elected to the Milwaukee County Board.

Likely the first clown too.

Active in her community, Supervisor West was named the 2004 Hispanic Woman of the Year by UMOS, Inc.

Must have been a shortage of Hispanic Women, but then UMOS seems to be some sort of illegal alien hustle so I guess they would reach out to a fellow hustler.

A committed believer in community service, Supervisor West volunteers for UMOS, Inc. and Mexican Fiesta ....

Maybe ole Peggy is the piñata at the Mexican Fiesta?

Peggy serves on the Latina Resource Center Advisory Board, Sports Authority Planning Council, Health Care Policy Task Force, Milwaukee Center for Independence Board of Visitors, Kosciuszko Community Center Advisory Board and Esperanza Unida Board of Directors; she is Co-Chair of the Side Side National Night Out Planning Committee as well as the Cesar E. Chavez Drive Advancement Committee.  She also serves on the Executive Committee of the Milwaukee Democratic Party.

Now I get it. Piggy Peggy is one of those wise Latinas we hear so much about from the race hustlers in the Democrat Party.

Can we call Obama a traitor now?

Obama says no secure border until we welcome the invading hordes (video at the link):

On June 18, 2010, Arizona Republican Senator Jon Kyl told the audience at a North Tempe Tea Party town hall meeting that during a private, one-on-one meeting with President Obama in the Oval Office, the President told him, regarding securing the southern border with Mexico, “The problem is, . . . if we secure the border, then you all won’t have any reason to support ‘comprehensive immigration reform.’” [Audible gasps were heard throughout the audience.] Sen. Kyl continued, “In other words, they’re holding it hostage. They don’t want to secure the border unless and until it is combined with ‘comprehensive immigration reform.’”

Sen. Kyl also said he reminded President Obama that the President and the Congress has an obligation, a duty, to secure the border.

The illegal alien invasion has made large swaths of this country unsafe for citizens, forced honest Americans out of work, plagued us with vast numbers of criminals and criminal gangs, and saddled us with a huge drain on our resources supporting an imported Third World peasant population in the style to which they would like to become accustomed. And the nominal Commander in Chief says we should welcome this invasion force or he won't try to slow the flow? Yeah, Obama is a traitor.

Obama's Illegal Alien Aunt Zeituni gets a free ride from the taxpayers

Barack Obama's favorite "Auntie Zeituni" has just received a free ride from the taxpayers thanks to an immigration judge. Of course, she has been getting a free ride in Massachusetts for years after she overstayed her tourist visa in 2000 and ignored a deportation order in 2004. By all accounts she got free housing, free medical care, and free cash for simply evading American immigration law. Oh yeah, she was a "health care advocate" for a while - getting paid to get other deadbeats to sign up for free medical care in Boston - and she even made an illegal contribution to Barack's presidential campaign with some of her welfare bucks.

Now however, Aunt Zeituni is "legal" How can that be you ask? Well, she was granted "asylum," but Zeituni and her lawyers are not describing the exact circumstances:

The basis for her asylum request was never made public. People who seek asylum must show that they face persecution in their homeland on the basis of religion, race, nationality, political opinion or membership in a social group.

“The asylum process is confidential and she wants to keep it that way, so we can’t get into details on why the judge granted asylum or the exact basis for her claim,” said her attorney Scott Bratton. He added: “She doesn’t want people to feel sorry for her.”

More like, they don't want people to be outraged.

Another lawyer, Margaret Wong of Cleveland, said last year that Onyango first applied for asylum “due to violence in Kenya.” The East African nation is fractured by cycles of electoral violence every five years.

On that basis, any illegal alien from Kenya can claim asylum. Heck, any illegal alien from Africa and the rest of the Third World can get a free ride. There were also suggestions that she needed medical treatment which includes just about everyone as well too. It makes you wonder exactly what an illegal alien has to do to actually get sent home? I'm sure having a President of the United States as a nephew didn't hurt though.

Speaking of which, Aunt Zeituni used to pal around a lot with Barack when he was in Chicago:

Onyango said she previously had no trouble visiting Obama when he was a state senator in Illinois or after he became a U.S. senator, though she declined to discuss details of how often she had contact with Obama and his family.  [but her apartment is] adorned with photographs of her with Obama at the Illinois Statehouse...

All that ended when her status become public, but now why not get Aunt Zeituni back in the Obama social orbit now that she's legal? Here's a thought - Zeituni has that snappy green dress that Barack bought her:

Why not invite her to tonight's Wetback Ball at the White House for Mexican President Calderon? It promises to be a swell shindig and Zeituni could be the belle of the ball with her story of triumph over the unfair US immigration laws that kept her hassling her when she was just trying to get her fair share of US taxpayer loot. I'm sure President Calderon could sympathize with that.

Obama wants to grant political asylum to victims of domestic abuse

In keeping with Barack Obama's philosophy that the American taxpayer should pay up for every world problem, he now wants us to take care of foreign victims of domestic abuse:

The Obama administration has moved to grant political asylum to foreign women who suffer severe physical or sexual abuse from which they are unable to escape because it is part of the culture of their own countries.

The decision, made evident in a court case involving a battered women from Mexico, ends years of dispute over the issue which saw the Bush administration stall moves toward recognising domestic violence as legitimate grounds for asylum made during Bill Clinton's tenure.

Golly, that lets in women from every Third World country who claim to be abused. You think that the claims are going to be investigated in detail? Neither do I. More to the point, the solution for every world problem is not importing more applicants for the US welfare roles.

I have always said that the proof that the USA was too rich was that our political class had to import poor people for whom to develop "programs." Now, of course, so many are being imported that we can no longer pay for this hobby.

Obamacare is really Illegal Alien Medical Care

You knew this was coming didn't you? Obama Health Plan to Cover 12 Million Illegals:

On Friday, Democrats moved one step closer to giving free health insurance to the nation’s estimated 12 million illegal aliens when they successfully defeated a Republican-backed amendment, offered by Rep. Dean Heller, R-Nev., that would have prevented illegal aliens from receiving government-subsidized health care under the proposed plan backed by House Democrats and President Barack Obama.

Of course, the Donks won't admit that they want to make the taxpayers give a medical care entitlement to illegal aliens - they just won't do anything to prevent it: It's like the Democrat position on illegal aliens voting: they claim not to support it, but won't do anything to stop it.

Democrats had insisted throughout the health-care reform debate that illegals would be ineligible for the so-called public option plan that is to be subsidized by taxpayers.

"We're not going to cover undocumented aliens, undocumented workers," Sen. Max Baucus, D-Mont., the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, told reporters in May. "That's too politically explosive."

Republicans, however, point out that the Democrats, by refusing to accept the Heller amendment, would deny health agencies from conducting simple database checks to verify citizenship. Many states give illegals driver licenses, which will be sufficient to get free health care under the plan.

Welcome the "new neighbors" and hand them your charge card - it's the Democrat way.