If you want a really, really good laugh, then read this. At first, I thought it was satire.Darn, it turned out to be only Dana Milbank reporting from Bizarro World, as usual. You know - that's the planet where John Kerry wore his magic hat on his Christmas Eve mission to Cambodia. But I have a question: Doesn't this cream puff count as a Democrat political contribution? Oh, I forgot. The Washington Post is part of the exempt media.