Morford's panties are in a bigger knot than usual

Ths SF Chronicle's wingnut online columnist, Mark Morford, is all atwitter - Earth To Humankind: Back Off: Say good-bye to your car, computer, everything. We are burning up the planet too fast to hang on. Do your part, Mark! Turn that computer off! Mark's probably worried about what he'll use to power the sex toys which are a regular feature of his screeds.