Saturday, June 26, 2004

Ruh Oh!

What's the old line about a "woman scorned"? Well Monica is cranky and she has tapes:
"That's not how it was," she said. "This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels, right from the way it started and all the way through."

What's more, she claims she can prove it with tapes of messages Clinton left on her telephone answering machine and gifts he gave her, all of which she kept.

"If I was just something he used 'because he could,' why call me?" she said. "Why fake all the emotions and the looks and the tenderness?"
Monica still doesn't get it, but she should definitely release the tapes - we all want to hear the Sinkmeister's smooth technique.

One place where you won't hear the tapes is Bubba's new and improved presidential library web site, although they have everything but the Oval Office sink:
Bill Clinton's presidential center unveiled its new and improved Web site Friday, offering visitors a chance to browse White House archives, look at videos and revisit speeches.
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The Web site includes 20,000 publicly released documents, with more than 400 categories and 125,000 entries organized by subject, category and key word.

It also houses an extensive collection of audio and video clips, as well as hundreds of photographs from Clinton's eight years in the White House.
Be still, my heart!
"I look forward to devoting a substantial amount of time and energy in building and interacting with this online community as one way to create shared goals, values and responsibilities," Clinton said.
Maybe they have chat rooms?
The site also promised "real time connections" with Clinton through instant messaging, virtual town hall meetings and Q&A sessions.
Woohoo! Careful there, Bubba. "SweetTeen16" may turn out to be a cop in Buffalo, NY and Hillary will be really surly!