And speaking of people who shouldn't be let out without a caretaker

Streisand's Election Version of 'People':

Barbra Streisand sang a special 2004 election version of her hit "People" at a Thursday night fund-raising concert for Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry.

Here are the lyrics:

I'll spare you from the full horror, but here's a sample:

Bush sees a

Lotta Condoleeza

They're dividing the planet's oil

According to Richard "Poil"

Yikes, that needs a lot of help. How about:

There's still nothing new

From the big-nosed shrew

Kiss, kiss, Babs!