Monday, April 26, 2004

Neal Boortz 'Splains It All

DID THE POODLE LIE? OH NO! THE POODLE WOULD NEVER LIE, WOULD HE? (scroll down)
What we have here is a succession of lies. First he says he threw away his medals. Then he says he didn't throw away his medals when union officials criticized the action. Then he said he threw away his ribbons and not his medals. Then he says he would have thrown away his medals, but he didn't have time to go back to New York and get them from his home. So, what is the truth? The truth is that Kerry will say whatever he needs to say at any given point in time in order to gain the greatest political acceptance and support from whomever he happens to be speaking to.
And it's one of his most endearing qualities, isn't it?
Here's a question. What is more amazing here: That Kerry would lie, or that ABC News would actually expose the lie? Actually, ABC has been on a role of late. First they busted the U.N. Oil-For-Food scam and now they're taking on the Kerry campaign. Unbelievable.
I've been noticing that too. The conspiracy folks probably think it's part of Hillary's secret plan to do a Torricelli on Lurch's candidacy, but why suspect malice when Lurch's incompetence will do?