Thursday, September 04, 2003

How come no one told me it was "Inmates Running the Asylum Day"?
U.S. offers to report to U.N. on Iraq:
Secretary of State Colin L. Powell yesterday started a major diplomatic effort to internationalize peacekeeping of Iraq, circulating a resolution that would have the U.S. military reporting to the United Nations.
Since the UN couldn't organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a suitcase of hundred dollar bills, why bother?
Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle said he was "very pleased" that President Bush authorized Mr. Powell to seek the U.N. resolution during a White House meeting Tuesday.
Dear W, appealing to the asshats isn't a valid reason. They're going to hate you anyhow.