Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Bustamante campaign memo leak!


September 2, 2003

People, people, people!

The big guy has paid his dues to MEChA and we've tied up all the votes we're going to get out of that, so go easy. After all, if the illegals wanted to live in Mexico, they wouldn't have crossed the border! More to the point, the Aztec motif is inexplicable to most of the voters and like ancient history or something. We need to use a lighter touch to show that the big guy is swinging and with it and culturally diverse.

To that end, the brain trust at Campaign HQ have come up with a marvelous new campaign ad and a campaign song. Are you ready?

MEChA, MEChA, MEChA man - I've got to be a MEChA man