Emperor Kofi's New Duds!
U.S. Protests Annan's Naked Appearance at U.N.:

The U.S. Representative to the United Nations lodged an official protest yesterday claiming that Secretary-General Kofi Annan appeared at a Security Council session naked.

"He was completely nude," said John Negroponte. "He strode in with his head held high, smiling and greeting people, and nobody said anything about it."
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French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin (who is a man) rejected the U.S. protest.

"Kofi Annan was actually wearing a splendid suit of the finest cloth," said Mr. de Villepin.

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