Friday, June 28, 2002

It must be Friday. In Washington State, some sleazoids whose hobby is taking pictures up women's skirts are hoping to get their convictions overturned by the State Supreme Court by contending that since the women were in public, they had no expectation of privacy.

In Portugal, a female phone pervert convinced women to bare their breasts and stand in windows so they could get satellite mammograms.

In Wisconsin, a clueless fellow tried to rob a gun store at knifepoint. He is now deceased.

In New Mexico, an escaped inmate with an imperfect grasp of topology lost his arm after trying to use a locomotive's wheel to cut off a pair of handcuffs.

In Florida, they're air conditioning the garbage and having photos of duct taped infants developed at Wal-Mart.