Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Fun from all over

The wages of Socialism:
No word yet on whether Congressman Chris Shays will call for Sanders’ resignation—though a source close to the Connecticut Republican noted that “he may as well, now that the grandstanding douche has gone and shot his mouth off about Tom DeLay.”
BASSACKWARDS:
The solution to the problem of kids drinking and driving was so obvious it was ignored--keep the drinking age at 18 but don't let kids drive until their 21. Behind the wheel they're menaces even sober.
Also see ANYONE THINK A BAN ON PENILE IMPLANTS WOULD STAND?

LGF Has People Making "LGF Minion" Leather Biker Jackets, And I Can't Sell a $15 Schmatta
People asked if I was in a depressed mood, as they thought that Nietzche quotes were a subconscious cry for help.

Well, I wasn't depressed then. I am now, though.
Doing The Hippy Hippy Shake In The Senate:
Rich Lowry has some hysterical, and at the same time maddening, posts at The Corner about the most recent controversy over the Bolton appointment. It seems that John Bolton actually puts his hands on his hips, speaks in a low voice and asks tough questions from time to time.
I wonder how long these namby-pamby Donk Senators would last down at our local hardware store where there's a "Don't Spit" sign on the indoor ashtray.

LA Times: "Jews" Target Killdozer Day:
Once in a while, the LA Times manages to uncork a headline so tone-deaf and subconsciously nasty that it leaves their biases standing revealed. Here’s the headline for Teresa Watanabe’s highly sympathetic coverage of the moonbat campaign against Caterpillar: Jews Target Caterpillar Shareholder Effort.
Funny, I don't look Jewish. Hmm, that reminds me! Where'd I stash the Rachel Corrie photoshops? Not to mention the pancake jokes.

UPDATE: Here's a good one from the folks on FR:



Which reminds me that Arafat thought they gave him some disease.