Tuesday, January 14, 2003

More than I wanted to know!
Over at The Sound and Fury, Combustible Boy reports on the newest Europop smash - the Cheeky Girls:
Their hit "The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)", written by their mother, is another sign of the inherent cultural superiority of Europeans. In addition to streaming copies of the song and video and illustrations of the official dance step, the Web site also features a Flash-based game where it appears the best way to win is to stick your extended middle finger in their butt cracks.
Well, that certainly sounds like a good time. And Mom must be a real party animal.

Which reminds me of the dedicated researchers trying to come up with Standardized Buttock Measurements.