Only Government Employees Can Start Forest Fires. The Almagordo Daily News has the latest government employee caught playing with matches:

MESCALERO, N.M. (AP) — A Mexican spotted owl survey taker employed by the Mescalero Apache Tribes natural resources agency was arrested Wednesday for arson.

Paul James Valdez, 27, was charged with intentionally starting a fire on the southern New Mexico reservation on or about June 2. He was also charged with furnishing false information to a federal agent.

Valdez appeared before U.S. Magistrate Kee Riggs in Roswell after his arrest. He is scheduled for another court appearance Friday in Albuquerque.
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Valdez is employed by the Mescalero Department of Resource Management and Protection as a Mexican spotted owl surveyor, Beldon said. The spotted owl is listed as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act.

No mention of how the Mexican Spotted Owl deals with dancing flames.