Today's Hoot: Barack Obama World Tour Fun

I haven't been paying much attention to Hussein's summer vacation world tour but the following seems to sum it up nicely:

Help John Edwards make up an excuse!

Fox News reports it has confirmed the National Enquirer story of the John Edwards midnight visit to the Beverly Hilton:

A Beverly Hills hotel security guard told FOXNews.com he intervened this week between a man he identified as former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid reporters who chased down the former presidential hopeful after what they're calling a rendezvous with his mistress and love child.

The Beverly Hilton Hotel guard said he encountered a shaken and ashen-faced Edwards — whom he did not immediately recognize — in a hotel men's room early Tuesday morning in a literal tug-of-war with reporters on the other side of the door.

"What are they saying about me?" the guard said Edwards asked.

"His face just went totally white," the guard said, when Edwards was told the reporters were shouting out questions about Edwards and Rielle Hunter, a woman the National Enquirer says is the mother of his child.

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A former campaign staffer, speaking on condition of anonymity, told FOXNews.com he wishes he were "more surprised" to hear reports Edwards was visiting Hunter. "I'm definitely upset by it. I wish I was more surprised, though."

Looks like ole Johnny Reid has some 'splaining to do if he wants to avoid his wife hiring Jesse Jackson to give him an "Obama makeover." That's so sad, I think we all have to pitch in and help him out! Here's my contribution:

Obama's Western Wall prayer revealed - exclusive image!

Barry Obama's Excellent Adventure Tour pulled into Jerusalem for a photo-op at the Western Wall this week and there Barry deposited a written prayer in the Wall in the traditional manner. There's been some controversy about whether that prayer should be revealed, but I think it should and below is an exclusive scan:

He was just a poor millworker's son with a sickly wife

And then he met the captivating blonde bombshell.

A match made in Heaven

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

The National Enquirer catches John Edwards with his pants down er, with his love child and mistress Rielle Hunter at the Beverly Hilton. The best part is where John hid in the john.

Iranian missile Photoshop fun!

Everyone is having a laugh at Iran's terrorist government trying to cover up their missile launch mistakes with some inept Photoshopping. The best one so far is from is from Free Republic:



More laughs at both links.

Black holes detected in Dallas!

I guess you really can't make this stuff up. From the Dallas City Hall Blog:

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Wait for it, although the "who is white" should give you a hint:

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term.

I guess Commissioner Price and Judge Jones have been too busy playing the race card to broaden their rather limited horizons. Speaking of which, all this is from the Houston Chronicle's SciGuy Eric Berger who observes:

Judge Jones should be very glad that the central collections office has not become a white hole, a theoretical object that ejects matter from beyond its event horizon, rather than sucking it in.

Kind of like Al Gore, I guess.


Update - Sheesh, there's a video of these two geniuses and one keeps digging with the eructation 'that terms like "devil's food cake" and "black sheep of the family," are also racially insensitive.'

The glorious 4th of July

God, please bless the USA and save its citizens from those who would sell the birthright that the Founding Fathers struggled so hard to win for the favor of foreign despots and the vaporous nostrums of alien ideologies.

Harry Reid does Chicken Little

Check out Harry Reid's entry for the Global Warming "Sky is Falling" contest:


Of course, ole crooked Harry and his larcenous progeny aren't ecoweenies when it comes to land development deals.

Hillary supporters are going to get crankier

Unconvinced Hillary supporters made their displeasure with the Obamessiah clear at the goofy Obama-Hillary unity fest in Unity, NH (how cheesy can you get?) and what's more they have taken their quest to the Internet - see Just Say No Deal and my faves at Hillaryis44. In that regard they are accusing Obama supporters of getting Google to flag their comrades' Blogger blogs as spam.

Hmm, I guess they aren't going to be pleased when they see the new lawn jockey that the Obamas just installed at their Chicago mansion:


I think it a rather fetching likeness myself. Maybe Barack will tell us where to buy one?