Iranian missile Photoshop fun!

Everyone is having a laugh at Iran's terrorist government trying to cover up their missile launch mistakes with some inept Photoshopping. The best one so far is from is from Free Republic:



More laughs at both links.

Aw, Eliot Spitzer is just a piker

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer can't hold a candle to Teheran's Chief of Police:

Tehran's police chief, Reza Zarei, has been arrested after he was found nude in a local brothel with six naked prostitutes, according to report on the Iranian Farda News.
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Before he was arrested, Zarei was in charge of the programme for the 'moralisation of the city'.

I'll bet Eliot is really envious.

At least the Australians are thinking straight

When the fuzzy wuzzies come by, show them the business end of the weapon:

When Iranian Revolutionary Guards captured the British sailors and Royal Marines in March, it was not exactly their first attempt.

It turns out that Iranian forces made an earlier concerted attempt to seize a boarding party from the Royal Australian Navy.

The Australians, though, to quote one military source, "were having none of it".

The BBC has been told the Australians re-boarded the vessel they had just searched, aimed their machine guns at the approaching Iranians and warned them to back off, using what was said to be "highly colourful language".

The Iranians withdrew, and the Australians were reportedly lifted off the ship by one of their own helicopters.

Bwahahaha - maybe they sang 'em a few verses of Kumbaya too.