Obama's Western Wall prayer revealed - exclusive image!

Barry Obama's Excellent Adventure Tour pulled into Jerusalem for a photo-op at the Western Wall this week and there Barry deposited a written prayer in the Wall in the traditional manner. There's been some controversy about whether that prayer should be revealed, but I think it should and below is an exclusive scan:

He was just a poor millworker's son with a sickly wife

And then he met the captivating blonde bombshell.

A match made in Heaven

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

The National Enquirer catches John Edwards with his pants down er, with his love child and mistress Rielle Hunter at the Beverly Hilton. The best part is where John hid in the john.

Iranian missile Photoshop fun!

Everyone is having a laugh at Iran's terrorist government trying to cover up their missile launch mistakes with some inept Photoshopping. The best one so far is from is from Free Republic:



More laughs at both links.

Black holes detected in Dallas!

I guess you really can't make this stuff up. From the Dallas City Hall Blog:

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Wait for it, although the "who is white" should give you a hint:

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term.

I guess Commissioner Price and Judge Jones have been too busy playing the race card to broaden their rather limited horizons. Speaking of which, all this is from the Houston Chronicle's SciGuy Eric Berger who observes:

Judge Jones should be very glad that the central collections office has not become a white hole, a theoretical object that ejects matter from beyond its event horizon, rather than sucking it in.

Kind of like Al Gore, I guess.


Update - Sheesh, there's a video of these two geniuses and one keeps digging with the eructation 'that terms like "devil's food cake" and "black sheep of the family," are also racially insensitive.'

The glorious 4th of July

God, please bless the USA and save its citizens from those who would sell the birthright that the Founding Fathers struggled so hard to win for the favor of foreign despots and the vaporous nostrums of alien ideologies.

Harry Reid does Chicken Little

Check out Harry Reid's entry for the Global Warming "Sky is Falling" contest:


Of course, ole crooked Harry and his larcenous progeny aren't ecoweenies when it comes to land development deals.

Hillary supporters are going to get crankier

Unconvinced Hillary supporters made their displeasure with the Obamessiah clear at the goofy Obama-Hillary unity fest in Unity, NH (how cheesy can you get?) and what's more they have taken their quest to the Internet - see Just Say No Deal and my faves at Hillaryis44. In that regard they are accusing Obama supporters of getting Google to flag their comrades' Blogger blogs as spam.

Hmm, I guess they aren't going to be pleased when they see the new lawn jockey that the Obamas just installed at their Chicago mansion:


I think it a rather fetching likeness myself. Maybe Barack will tell us where to buy one?

I'm a bitter gun owner and I vote

As is traditional in recent national election years, it's time for the Democrats to start lying to the American people who would be horrified to know what they are up to when the citizens aren't watching. As Ann Coulter observed,

It's going to take a lot of "framing" for Democrats to recast Obama's explanation to San Francisco cafe society that gun ownership and a belief in God are the byproducts of a psychological disorder brought on by economic hardship.

It is an article of faith with the Democrats that they must fool Americans by simulating agreement with normal people. The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.

While marginally better than Her Thighness, Barack Obama really hasn't done too well in the impersonation department despite his "speechifying skills" (in the presence of a teleprompter, at least), but it is early days yet. As evidence that he is going to give it the old Harvard lawyer try, check out his newly revised stand on 2nd Amendment rights where all of a sudden Barack is all for folks owning handguns for protecting themselves and their families after opposing it for years. Next thing you know he'll be getting shooting lessons.


Still, gun owners aren't going to believe this new Obama any more than they believed the "new" John Kerry in 2004. Here's a snip from an NRA assessment of Obama's record:

On the Second Amendment, Don’t Believe Obama!

The presidential primary season is finally over, and it is now time for gun owners to take a careful look at just where apparent nominee Barack Obama stands on issues related to the Second Amendment. During the primaries, Obama tried to hide behind vague statements of support for “sportsmen” or unfounded claims of general support for the right to keep and bear arms.

But his real record, based on votes taken, political associations, and long standing positions, shows that Barack Obama is a serious threat to Second Amendment liberties. Don’t listen to his campaign rhetoric! Look instead to what he has said and done during his entire political career.

FACT: Barack Obama voted to allow reckless lawsuits designed to bankrupt the firearms industry.

FACT: Barack Obama wants to re-impose the failed and discredited Clinton Gun Ban.

FACT: Barack Obama voted to ban almost all rifle ammunition commonly used for hunting and sport shooting.

FACT: Barack Obama has endorsed a complete ban on handgun ownership.

FACT: Barack Obama supports local gun bans in Chicago, Washington, D.C., and other cities.

FACT: Barack Obama voted to uphold local gun bans and the criminal prosecution of people who use firearms in self-defense.

Click through for more and for the citations. Then head on over to the NRA-ILA to get your yard signs and/or to make a contribution:

Gosh, Weasley Clark is back and Barack Obama has him!

Since he isn't running for President this time around, we haven't seen too much of former General Wesley "Weasley" Clark, probably the worst general in modern American history. I've kind of missed Wesley's delusional rantings like "President Bush was warned ahead of time about 9/11" and "does not want to find Osama bin Laden," not to mention the Vast Republican Conspiracy against him, but I'd assumed he was comfortably tucked away in some sinecure by folks who wanted the prestige of employing a former general and weren't too particular about hiring someone who got fired as NATO commander and was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Wrong!

It turns out that Weasley is being employed by none other than Barack Obama as a "military affairs" surrogate since Obama can't tell his rifle from his gun and apparently endorses Wesley's bizarre views. Clark appeared in that role this morning on Face the Nation, where he mostly demeaned John McCain's military service. It isn't clear how that improved the Obamessiah's non-existent credentials, but then as John Hawkins observes:

Of all the "ex-generals" floating around out there, perhaps the most odious is Wesley Clark.

I wonder if Barack has a cabinet position all lined up for this wingnut?