Wingnut Keith Olbermann fired again

Current TV Dismisses Keith Olbermann:

In the letter, the channel’s founders, Al Gore and Joel Hyatt, wrote on Friday: “We created Current to give voice to those Americans who refuse to rely on corporate-controlled media and are seeking an authentic progressive outlet. We are more committed to those goals today than ever before. Current was also founded on the values of respect, openness, collegiality, and loyalty to our viewers. Unfortunately these values are no longer reflected in our relationship with Keith Olbermann and we have ended it.”

Too nuts for MSNBC and too nuts for Current TV. Maybe Radio Havana has an opening?

As for Current TV, they are replacing the fruitcake with Eliot Spitzer. I believe the industry term for that is "doubling down on fail".

Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell another customer of Spitzer prostitutes?

Naughty Ed Rendell:

I don't normally listen to Opie & Anthony looking for breaking news, but astonishingly that's what I just got. A few minutes ago, the cast of the show on Sirius XM radio were interviewing Kristin Davis -- not the one from Sex and the City, the former Manhattan Madam who spent four months in Rikers in connection with the Eliot Spitzer hooker scandal from last year. There's been quite a bit of speculation that her operation at one time serviced another high-profile governor, besides Spitzer, and up until now she's been largely quiet about just who that governor is.

Well, during the interview, she admitted that someone she called "Governor X" employed her services at least ten times during a year-and-a-half period. She apparently wrote his name down on a piece of paper and showed it to Opie and Anthony, who then proceeded to spend the next ten minutes dropping hints that a 4-year-old could've deciphered.

So did ole Ed have a little filly on the side? Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

NY Democrat politics: the gift that keeps on giving

It was a puzzle why Democratic NY Lt. Governor David Paterson took time out from his accession party following the demise of whoremongering Governor Eliot Spitzer to reveal that he and his wife had had extramarital affairs "years ago". Now we know why and that Paterson's memory was a tad fuzzy - PATERSON GAL'S TAPE SHOCKER: OLYMPICS BABE BARES RECORDING & JOB 'HE GOT ME':

An attractive Olympic gold-medalist says she had a close personal relationship with Gov. Paterson earlier this year - during which time she recorded a series of secret telephone conversations with him.

Track-and-field athlete Diane Dixon, of Brooklyn, also told The Post that she had received a private message yesterday morning from Paterson, asking if she was speaking with the media.

Dixon, 43, said Paterson, 53, was "mostly responsible" for getting her a badly needed job earlier this month with the city Department of Education in Crown Heights' District 17.

The job pays in the range of $48,000 to $65,000 a year, records show.

"I'm a single mom with a child. I need this job," said Dixon, who grew up on Carroll Street in Crown Heights and won medals in the 4x400-meter relay at the 1984 games in Los Angeles and the 1988 Olympics in Seoul.

What, no "pole vaulting"? Dixon's a cheap date compared to Spitzer's hotties, but the taxpayers are footing the bill for sure on this one. But wait, there's more - DAVID BARES DIRTY HAREM: DAVE'S GOT A HORNY OF PLENTY:

Just one day after taking office, Gov. Paterson yesterday admitted to cheating on his wife with "a number of women," including one who currently works in his new office.
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Yesterday, he confessed to cheating with several women, including one whom sources identified as Lila Kirton, who followed Spitzer from the Attorney General's Office to the governor's New York City office as the $150,000-a-year director of community affairs.

Paterson's campaign wrote Kirton a check for $500 for "professional services" in 2002, records show.

A spokesman described it as "reimbursement for attendance at an event on behalf of the campaign," adding officials for the Paterson campaign are "currently reviewing all transactions."

The "event" was apparently in Paterson's pants.

Without mentioning Kirton - who could not be reached for comment - Paterson said the relationship had lasted for several years and that he would "accommodate her wishes" in terms of what she wants to do about her employment.

She'll probably ask for a raise. I guess we know what constitutes the "service" part of civil service in New York.

It looks like ole Dave has some 'splaining to do. I'm just waiting for the Dixon tapes to show up on YouTube - Bwahahahahaha.

Spitzer's hottie revealed!

Predictably, Eliot Spitzer's Washington DC pricey hot date has been unmasked and well, she's a goofy young woman currently named Ashley Alexandra Dupre with a big nose and the belief that she's really a singer. My advice: don't quit your day job. Or is it night job?


(Latter photo stolen from FR)

Eliot Spitzer strutting his stuff

Click to supersize the horndog.

Sing it, Eliot:

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. 
 

Aw, Eliot Spitzer is just a piker

Whoremonger Eliot Spitzer can't hold a candle to Teheran's Chief of Police:

Tehran's police chief, Reza Zarei, has been arrested after he was found nude in a local brothel with six naked prostitutes, according to report on the Iranian Farda News.
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Before he was arrested, Zarei was in charge of the programme for the 'moralisation of the city'.

I'll bet Eliot is really envious.

It's nice that Eliot Spitzer has a hobby

You'd think to look at him that Eliot Spitzer wouldn't be much for hobbies. His grim faced "tribune of the people" stare (always popular among leftoid politicos) plus his continual holier-than-thou pronouncements would make you believe he spends all his spare time reading Karl Marx. Well, not to worry - Spitzer Has Used Hookers For 6 Years:

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been soliciting high-priced hookers for at least six years and possibly for more than a decade, sources tell The Post.

The revelation yesterday that the crusading governor was in fact "Client 9" named in a federal prostitution indictment did not shock insiders in the city's sex industry.

Sources tell The Post that Spitzer had frequented high-priced hookers as far back as 2002 and possibly earlier.

Golly, maybe Eliot can get an endorsement contract when he resigns as governor!

The joke is on Eliot Spitzer

Some selections of Eliot Spitzer humor from the commenters at the NY Observer's "A Long Night for the Times Metro Desk":

His next statement should be, "Define prostitution. What is it really? And is this that?" It worked for his friend Bill Clinton.

Looks like Hillary has found her running mate!!!

Seven thousand dollars for sex. I've never spent that much for anything that didn't have four wheels and a transmission. Can you picture the Guv. having to put his pants back on, remove the ball gag and find a cash machine because he was short fifteen hundred, talk about breaking the mood.

Well, I guess that rather than calling him Eliot Ness, from now on he should be known as Eliot P Ness!

At least your Governor is straight, unlike NJ.

What do you mean a "LONG NIGHT", how long does it take to write, "IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT". If a mouse breaks wind in Borneo, old george caused it, at least according to the NYTimes!!!!!!!!!

Drunk Man's Guide made a drink in honor of Eliot Spitzer! Check it out - it's hilarious. .. Client #9 Shooter

buenos dias senor! does this mean we no geta driber liesense? quiero drive una coche. why u fuka mi chanses of getting a driber license in su state senor? me so sad now. i wanta to driba car.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving individual. I liked the way he dragged his kids to today's press conference and gave 'em a big kiss afterwards. Pondscum.

Watch out, here comes one of Hillary Clinton's favorite drivers!

The good news is that one of Hillary Clinton's favorite drivers is OK after a mishap on the road. Of course, that's the bad news too - Illegal Immigrant released from hospital after I-540 wreck:

An illegal immigrant hospitalized for more than a week following a wreck on Interstate 540 was released from the hospital over the weekend.

Eblin Fabiel Ocampo-Cruz, 22, was taken to the Orange County Jail to face charges in connection with prior violations he allegedly committed in the county.

The North Carolina Highway Patrol charged him with driving while impaired, reckless driving, failure to reduce speed and possession of a revoked license in connection with the Oct. 25 wreck on I-540 between Creedmoor and Six Forks roads. Authorities said he was driving the wrong way when he caused the wreck, and he could still face felony charges in the accident.

The shame of North Carolina is that until some recent changes, you basically only had to be breathing to get a drivers license there. While that was swell for all the "guests in our country," and their pals like Hillary Clinton and Eliott Spitzer, it hasn't been a pleasant ride for the citizens:

ICE agents said Cruz, a native of Honduras, was charged in 2000 with being an alien in the U.S. and was ordered to be deported two years later. Because he didn't leave the country, he has been considered a fugitive, authorities said.

Oh the poor little tyke! He would have only been 16 at the time. Good thing he stayed here to do the jobs that US citizens won't do as his criminal record since he became an adult demonstrates:

At the time of the wreck, Cruz was on probation for several offenses, according to court records.

In February 2006, he was convicted in Durham of DWI. A month later, he was convicted of misdemeanor unauthorized use of a vehicle and misdemeanor breaking and entering. In May 2006, he pleaded guilty to reckless driving and passing an emergency vehicle. Last October, he was charged with resisting an officer, and he was charged with possession of stolen goods in December.

Authorities said they are aware of the federal warrant against Cruz, but they said the local criminal cases take precedence over the deportation order.

Which means that if he gets convicted of the local crimes, the taxpayers get to fund a stay at the big house for ole Eblin before the legal shananigans can begin to kick his skanky butt out of the country. Heck, we just funded a week in the hospital for him so why not? But here's an idea: why doesn't Hillary help the troubled youth out during his legal troubles with a job as chauffeur for herself? Or for Bubba?