Wednesday, May 18, 2005

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

Contrite Vincente Fox Promises to Carry Al Sharpton Around on his Shoulders for a Week:
Mexico City, Mexico. - Frustrated that his racially-insensitive remarks have hampered his ability to unload his poverty-ridden peasants on the US, a contrite President Vincente Fox agreed to make symbolic amends to the African American community today.

The Mexican El Presidente has agreed to carry around a mostly-naked Al Sharpton on his shoulder for an entire week.
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