You don't see too many of those around here
Bryan Smith in the Chicago Sun-Times astounds with Tongue-splitting ban slices its way through Legislature:

David Miller, the state representative from Calumet City and a practicing dentist, is serious when he talks about recent legislation he's introduced.

Miller, a Democrat, is sponsoring a bill that would all but ban what has become the latest craze in "body modification"--slicing the tongue in half to create a reptilian appearance.

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