"Eanie meanie, cheery beanie - the spirits are about to speak"
Sky News breathlessly informs us that SADDAM WILL SPEAK:

Saddam Hussein is to deliver a message in the next three days, it has been reported

The claim was made by a previously unknown Iraqi group opposed to the US presence in Iraq.
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The claim was made in a letter to the London-based Arabic newspaper Al-Quds Al-Arabi.

Hmm, selling bin Laden pronouncements must have maxed out. On to greener pastures - see y'all on eBay!