Saturday, May 03, 2003

We're polite and refined - let's have a literary tea!
Today we are going to discuss Evita's Hillary Rodham Clinton's new book:

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!

Well, dang! While she whipped the ghost writers into getting it out for an early June launch, we don't actually have a copy of the amnesiac's memoirs to discuss. But there's still fun to be had. Drop by Amazon's customer advice page for this weighty tome and you'll see that the internet wags have been at work:
Top customer recommendations in addition to Living History
1. Getting in Touch With Your Inner Bitch
2. The Case Against Hillary Clinton
3. Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Endangered America's Long-Term National Security
4. Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham Clinton
5. Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
See the full top ten lists of customer recommended complements and subsitutions by following the link.

Hey, my favorite, Everyone Poops, didn't make the list! But The Great Puke-Off (Pollari, Pat. Barf-O-Rama, No. 1.) and Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch : Tales from a Bad Neighborhood do open up new horizons.