Snort!
The Sun (UK) titillates with Viagra order raises laugh:

A court usher caused a stir at a judgment on the anti-impotence drug Viagra yesterday by ordering: "All rise."

Her words were greeted with smiles and muffled laughter from lawyers and observers.

But Viagra's manufacturers Pfizer were left deflated when the Appeal Court rejected their bid to make the drug freely available on the NHS.

Well. one guy who isn't waiting for his Rx's at the National Health Service is the Bent One, according to Michael Sneed:

A top Sneed snoop claims Bill Clinton was campaigning in Florida last week for failed gubernatorial hopeful Bill McBride when the duo--accompanied by two others--stopped at Bice eatery in Palm Beach and caused a patron to lose his temper.

Why? McBride reportedly hied to the fella's table and invited his pretty, 24-year-old date to join them at their table for a drink because "there was someone who wanted to meet her."

Please. Give it a rest, Bill.

Should have been "Put some ice on it". What a classy guy!