Wednesday, October 30, 2002

OK, who's the wiseguy who pulled the fire alarm?
The NY Post's Page Six titillates with Pajama plight (scroll down):
A fire alarm caught Chelsea Clinton in a compromising position. The former First Daughter was spending quality time with boyfriend Ian Klaus in his Jesus College dorm at Oxford when a late-night alarm forced the place to be evacuated. Chelsea could be seen looking "very agitated" as she stood in the cold night in just a set of men's pajamas. The frustrated Clinton - who dorms in nearby University College - wants to get an off-campus lovenest with her boy, but Bill Clinton and his security advisers have put the kibosh on the idea, reports the London Mirror.
That darned Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! They're everywhere!

Just ask the odious Ted Rall.