Thursday, March 18, 2004

He asked for it!

I guess that'll teach ole Lurch. First, he's bragging on how all these foreign honchos are telling him that he's slicker than bag balm, but it's all ultra top secret stuff so he can't tell us little people who the honchos are. Naturally that makes folks a tad suspicious that Lurch has been listening to the voices in his head again.

Now up pops Malaysian big cheese Mahathir Mohamad to help Lurch in his hour of need by laying a hot steaming smooch on him. But is Lurch grateful? Here's the response from his dung beetle, Rand Beers:
Kerry Foreign Policy Advisor Rand Beers issued the following statement today:

“John Kerry rejects any association with former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, an avowed anti-Semite whose views are totally deplorable. The world needs leaders who seek to bring people together, not drive them apart with hateful and divisive rhetoric.

“This election will be decided by the American people, and the American people alone. It is simply not appropriate for any foreign leader to endorse a candidate in America’s presidential election. John Kerry does not seek, and will not accept, any such endorsements.”
Aw, that's too bad. Particularly since he was so excited about all these heavy duty foreign endorsements just a few days ago!

John Kerry and his pals